ephebe

Merry Old England

Posh British hunk 🇬🇧

625+ cum, comedy and anal vids 💦

1400+ pics 📸

7" length

5" girth

6’3

11 UK feet

~87 kg

I reply to tipped messages on weekdays and untipped on Monday & Friday.

Custom vid (if simple):
$20 first min, then $10.

Custom pic:
$5 each / $20 for 5.

Narration (voice only):

$10 per 100 words.

Cock rating:

$10

My minimalist workout routine:

$10

Gifts:
Send me sex toys via my Throne and Amazon wishlists.

Findoms:

Tip or purchase from my Throne and Amazon wishlists.

Gay or straight?

Bi.

What do you write and can I read it?

Literary fiction. Not published yet. I’ve posted book reviews on my Insta.

Favourite novelists?

Cormac McCarthy, Knausgaard, Houellebecq.

All media is my own. You do not have permission to download or distribute.